Cubicle Chronicles

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Cubicle Chronicles: Dirty Diana and the Dastardly Deed

I can’t believe what happened today! I’m sitting in my cubicle still in shock! **shakily takes a sip of lukewarm fancy schmancy caffeinated beverage**. The Big Boss Man still hasn’t returned and we seem to be stuck with this buffoon Marmalade Mark. Oh and side note, the wall hasn’t gone back up since it came crashing down. Apparently, there was no money left in the budget to repair the damage that was done (**insert Muttley’s signature snigger here**). Wait, but...

Cubicle Chronicles: Wall and All

Ever since Marmalade Mark took over it’s all everyone has been talking about: the damn wall. I’m so sick of hearing about it now. It’s kinda funny (not in the ha-ha sense) that last year there wasn’t enough money to give even a $5 pay raise (and no damn bonus at all at the end of the year I might add **insert severe side eye emoticon here**) but now they have gazillions of dollars (ok so that may be a...

Cubicle Chronicles: Career Day

When the email was circulated about the Bring-Your-Kid-To-Disrupt-My-Work day coming up, I cringed. I truly thought I’d gotten away from anything like this when I decided to grace this firm with my employment. I looked through the calendar at my sick days left – none – crap! I did for a minute (or maybe it was more like a ten minute contemplation) wonder if my grandmother would roll in her grave if I could just this once (ok, maybe this...

Cubicle Chronicles: Charity Case

Hey, I’m all for giving to charity. I’m a charitable person and there are some awesome causes out there. But what’s up with this charity coercion nonsense hiding under the guise of Denim Day? Seriously, what gives? You don’t see me walking around telling people to give to my GoFundMe page so I can get a lifetime supply of Krispy Kreme donuts and fancy shmancy caffeinated beverage so I don’t have to dip into my meager budget do you? Ok,...